the owl

a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested

"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"

by mcmotherfucker2k14 May 26, 2014

Owl

Another word for joint or spliff.

"Spark Another Owl" by Cypress Hill

by xXPnoyJestr420Xx November 18, 2009

to owl

to owl: to Operate With Ladies

Uh oh Woody I don't know if Chuck is ready to owl hes smelled pretty bad lately I think its his farticles.

Dude don't go over there right now he's owling.

by FARTICLES July 11, 2008

owled

A more powerful version of owned. Origin: a mouse or some rabbit getting owned so bad by an owl in the night. Usually followed with an animated version of an owl dancing.

John McCain was owled by Barak Obama on The United States presidential election of 2008.

LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.

by sneik January 7, 2009

The Owl

Sexual intercoarse in which a man and a women are configured into a doggy style position. During intercoarse the Male very quickly remove the penis from the vagina and raise it up 2" and enter in the anus without missing a beat. This in turns surprises the femail whereas her head turns around 180 degrees.

Last night I pulled The Owl she never saw it coming!

by Haptic January 27, 2009

owled

The act of turning into or becoming an owl.

At the end of "Labyrinth", David Bowie owled.

by Veronica McGovern December 24, 2003

owls

Similar to lol, owls is something that you write when you find something amusing. The history of the phrase is quite clear, as web studies show a gradual evolution:

lol -> lols -> lawls -> jowls -> owls

Person 1: Whoa, someone thought you were a girl on the Internet!
Person 2: Owls!

by VelocityGirl July 24, 2010