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a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested

"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"

the owl by mcmotherfucker2k14 May 26, 2014

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The Owl

Sexual intercoarse in which a man and a women are configured into a doggy style position. During intercoarse the Male very quickly remove the penis from the vagina and raise it up 2" and enter in the anus without missing a beat. This in turns surprises the femail whereas her head turns around 180 degrees.

Last night I pulled The Owl she never saw it coming!

The Owl by Haptic January 27, 2009

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The Owl

When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.

We were getting hot and heavy last night. She was playing with my balls but then she gave me the owl. It still hurts.

The Owl by NobesBLO13 August 25, 2011

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the "oWL"

taking an exam at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in nothing but your momma made birthday suite

last night i studied for the"owl"

the "oWL" by kaite brown June 28, 2004

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the owl house

he Owl House is an American animated fantasy television series produced by Disney Television Animation. The series was created by Dana Terrace, and premiered on Disney Channel on January 10, 2020

person 1: have you heard of the owl house

person 2: yeah the new popular show that has that lumity ship
person 1: yeah

the owl house by kayo blight August 10, 2020

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The Owl House

A Disney show about a bisexual otter and a lesbian tomato.

Have you watched the owl house yet?

The Owl House by Grand_mdr06 May 20, 2021

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The owl house

The gayest show to ever exist besides She-ra

Person 1: Hey have you heard of that new show the Owl house?

Person 2: The gayest Show to ever exist? yes

The owl house by Noodlessssssssss October 30, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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