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a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested
"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"
the owl by mcmotherfucker2k14 May 26, 2014
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Sexual intercoarse in which a man and a women are configured into a doggy style position. During intercoarse the Male very quickly remove the penis from the vagina and raise it up 2" and enter in the anus without missing a beat. This in turns surprises the femail whereas her head turns around 180 degrees.
Last night I pulled The Owl she never saw it coming!
The Owl by Haptic January 27, 2009
When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.
We were getting hot and heavy last night. She was playing with my balls but then she gave me the owl. It still hurts.
The Owl by NobesBLO13 August 25, 2011

the "oWL" 

taking an exam at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in nothing but your momma made birthday suite
the "oWL" by kaite brown June 28, 2004

the owl house 

he Owl House is an American animated fantasy television series produced by Disney Television Animation. The series was created by Dana Terrace, and premiered on Disney Channel on January 10, 2020
person 1: have you heard of the owl house

person 2: yeah the new popular show that has that lumity ship
person 1: yeah
the owl house by kayo blight August 10, 2020

The Owl House 

A Disney show about a bisexual otter and a lesbian tomato.
Have you watched the owl house yet?
The Owl House by Grand_mdr06 May 20, 2021

The owl house 

The gayest show to ever exist besides She-ra
Person 1: Hey have you heard of that new show the Owl house?

Person 2: The gayest Show to ever exist? yes
The owl house by Noodlessssssssss October 30, 2020
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