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Drunk or intoxicated in some manner. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, spifflicated, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat.
Liz sure got owled tonight at the concert.
Owled by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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A more powerful version of owned. Origin: a mouse or some rabbit getting owned so bad by an owl in the night. Usually followed with an animated version of an owl dancing.
John McCain was owled by Barak Obama on The United States presidential election of 2008.

LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.
owled by sneik January 7, 2009
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The act of turning into or becoming an owl.
At the end of "Labyrinth", David Bowie owled.
owled by Veronica McGovern December 23, 2003

Barn-owled 

The act of sneaking up behind someone and holding their head before turning it 180 degrees in the opposite direction, in a manner not unlike a barn owl swings it's head around in a single sweep.
Jack got barn-owled this morning in the ring.
Barn-owled by Gray Nightshade May 27, 2021

hootie owled 

So fucked up you can barely keep your eyes open
5 shots and a joint in got me hootie owled
hootie owled by Carol.clark May 17, 2017

Bitch, OWNED!!!

Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.
In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.
Bitch, OWNED!!! by t.o.p is sexy December 6, 2009

self-owned 

a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation

backfire rebound boomerang
Devin Nunes self-owned himself in magnificent fashion when he filed his case against Twitter.
self-owned by Beautybind March 20, 2019
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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