A sex position where the male ejaculates on the females feet and dries it with a hairdryer until crust forms around the toenails for female goats to feed on.
Sara: Do you have a tissue?
Rick: No, where are your feet?
Sara: Eww gross dont do it!
Rick: Too late bitch...*CUMMMMM*
Sara: Why is there a goat here?
Rick: Oh yeah baby I love to Ostiller!
Me: Yes! Caught an Octillery!
Other GG: Sooo...
Other GG: How did we go to the Johto region?
Me: Octie might know.
Octie and the Other GG: Huh?
Me: LEL I forgot to-- never mind.
Other GG: Octie forgot.
Me: Oh.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.