Outcunted

A situation in which one person acts significantly more like a cunt than another.

Damn, Steve. I thought I was going too far by sleeping with that stripper behind my girlfriend's back, but you just completely outcunted me with that troupe of girl-scouts.

by Bobby the Bastard October 13, 2011

Outcounter

An outcounter is when you encounter someone outside of the context in which you know them. The severity of an outcounter can range from a relatively benign run-in with your librarian at the grocery store to more disturbing experiences such as running into your girlfriend's father in the adult video store. Outcounters provoke a sense of the uncanny, a "crashing of worlds", a decentering of perspectives.

Dude 1: Dude, you'll never guess who I had an outcounter with last night at the movies.

Dude 2: Uh oh, ..dude...who?

Dude 1: My boss. I was totally stoned and bumped into him - spilling my popcorn - awkward chit chat ensued. It was extraordinarily obvious that I was high.

Dude 2: Bummer, dude. What an outcounter! So much for that raise.

by Gideous June 28, 2009

outcute

To be cuter than anything else in the room, to make everything else feel inferior. As used for kittens, baby pandas and certain parts of the human body.

A baby panda video can outcute anything on YouTube.

by Indiawallah November 11, 2013

to outcunt s.o.

To outcunt someone or somebody, to be more of a cunt than somebody else.

I still want us to buy Balotelli just to see if he can outcunt Sturridge.

He makes it easy to outcunt s.o. !

by avoidconfusion July 8, 2010

outcasted

past tense of outcast

In school they outcasted me. I was an outcast.

by Judy is wrong May 2, 2008

outgunned

Losing a competition by having your balls handed to you and being beaten out by corporate ass kissers with imaginary, unicorn-like powers and really neat khakis.

I'm sorry Gevork, you were just outgunned by the other candidates. What about my MBA, tenure and expertise? Again, I'm sorry, you were just outgunned.

by Steve Lucerne June 11, 2008

Outdented

The opposite of indented. When a single line is not indented.

"Make sure that the first line of your citation is outdented, Daryl."

by XokolloTheFallen October 31, 2021