To be cuter than anything else in the room, to make everything else feel inferior. As used for kittens, baby pandas and certain parts of the human body.
A situation in which oneperson acts significantly more like a cunt than another.
Damn, Steve. I thought I was going too far by sleeping with that stripper behind my girlfriend's back, but you just completely outcunted me with that troupe of girl-scouts.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.