outgunned

Losing a competition by having your balls handed to you and being beaten out by corporate ass kissers with imaginary, unicorn-like powers and really neat khakis.

I'm sorry Gevork, you were just outgunned by the other candidates. What about my MBA, tenure and expertise? Again, I'm sorry, you were just outgunned.

outgunned by Steve Lucerne June 11, 2008

Outcunted 

A situation in which one person acts significantly more like a cunt than another.

Damn, Steve. I thought I was going too far by sleeping with that stripper behind my girlfriend's back, but you just completely outcunted me with that troupe of girl-scouts.

Outcunted by Bobby the Bastard October 13, 2011

outgooned 

To initially think your a goon or tough guy, then get out-played or shown up in public. To be confused awkwardly to the extent that you no longer seem like you have balls, usually causing other people to laugh and make fun of you beyond the goon that just embarrased you. Unfortunately,If this happens to you....well your life sucks.

"Bro what went down just now?!"

"This random kid that acted hardbody just got his shit outgooned to the max son!'

"Hey, whats happening over there in that big crowd of people?"
"Oh its just Justin Bieber getting outgooned once again...nbd bro"

outgooned by justanothergoon August 20, 2011