Out shortted

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."
by Gachunt March 11, 2012
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shorted out

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.
I cannot figure out why your car won't start, something myst be shorted out
by estebansux May 25, 2011
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blow it out your shorts

stfu

calling someone out on thier bullshit
"Dude, youre such a manwhore."
"Blow it out your shorts, Todd"
by Alejas November 04, 2013
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Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.
National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.
by Not Shre July 02, 2022
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A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.
by gammarock November 01, 2010
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October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
by Rory The Slayer October 13, 2022
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