Ouanis 

Ouanis is the embodiment of supremacy.
Ouanis is the best in everything and has the most potential in everything. He is the closest thing to a god on earth.

My friend: “being really good at everything”
Me: ‘damn, you’d a Ouanis

Ouanis by OB3-thePinkPowerRanger November 20, 2021

ouais 

An informal French equivalent for yes, similar to "yeah" or "yep".

- T'es prêt ?
- Ouais
- You ready?
- Yeah

ouais by weshvinyl February 14, 2009

onanist 

One who masturbates frequently

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!

onanist by the fuzzy kitten next door April 7, 2005

Somn-Onanist 

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

Somn-Onanist by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

Onanism 

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.

"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX

Onanism by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008

Obanism 

A religion were Obie Wan Kanobi is our main God and Savior. Followed by three minor Gods: Bagel, Egg, and the Baby Sun from Teletubbies. The end will come when Fermi rises and Obie will defeat him. discovered by Chris Donald in 504 BCE

"Are you Obanist? Obanism is the only true religion."

"Yes, Obie is my savior."

Obanism by ChrisDonald1972 October 4, 2019

onanism 

to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc

"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)

onanism by pinkpill December 1, 2004