Osteopornosis

It’s a degenerate disease that developes after exsessive stress has been applied to the body from actively watching porn, extensively using parts of your body to reach orgasm. The disease can affect any part of your skeletal structure that has been used to acquire sexual satisfaction. Common areas that are affected by osteopornosis are hands, wrist, jaw, pelvis, back, knees, neck, coccyx(tailbone). There is no cure but there are preventative measures that can be taken to reduce the risk of developing osteopornosis
The porn star had to quit her job after developing osteopornosis from repeatedly having her legs bent behind her ears.
by Your word Majesty August 25, 2018
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osteopornosis

A diagnosis of when a man has jerked his dick so much that his arm has adopted to a position of ease to no longer provide stress on the forearm. Also when one forearm is extremely larger than the other.
Damn man, I thought Jerry been wearing the wrist brace cause he had carpal tunnel surgery, Hell come to find out he just had a bad case of osteopornosis.
by picmeup March 02, 2009
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That Kevin's a real pervert - I hear he's got osteopornosis.
by kynon May 30, 2005
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