Osaka Steve 

To wait until the last minute to take a crap in Japan, rush around looking for a toilet when all they have are virtually holes in the floor, most without toilet paper or soap, Only to find yourself sprinting for the last washroom possible but getting there too late. When the dust begins to settle, your shorts are around your ankles taking grenades and you start saying things like "It's too late", "It's so bad" while at the same time reaching your breaking point and shedding a few tears. Once you regain you composure you leave your underwear in the bottom of the hole, you clean up what you can and walk away when the coast is clear.

While visiting the beautiful city of Osaka, I was ill informed about the availability of a north american toilet, It turned out to be a messy Osaka Steve.

Osaka Steve by Osaka Steve Witness May 17, 2010