orthostatic hypotension 

This is basically when you're laying in your bed and then you yeet off of it and stand up on the ground and all of a sudden your vision starts to see yellow blurry spots and you have a light headache and it feels like you're tripping on mushrooms but you're all fine in dandy in like 3 seconds

person: *gets up from bed* *sees yellow blurry spots and gets a headache*
person: "wtf is happening
brain: it's called orthostatic hypotension you fucking idiot

orthostatic hypotension by tyronecoachella February 21, 2019

Orthostatic Hypotension 

When you stand up from sitting or lying down and then get high for 3 seconds. This happens because your body couldn't adjust your blood pressure fast enough from a lying to a standing position. This is similar to how you feel like crap when you volunteered to quickly for a job that you were disastrously unqualified for.

Hey gramps, dont get up too fast or Orthostatic Hypotension will sit yo ass back down.

Orthostatic Hypotension by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 8, 2019