How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.
Why don't orphans' play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you stop a bus?
Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.
Why don't orphans' play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you stop a bus?
Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.
by iDonteatorphans June 9, 2011
Get the orphan jokesmug. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know what home is! Now that's funny Dark Humor Orphan Jokes.
by Chessey69420 January 6, 2021
Get the Dark Humor Orphan Jokesmug.