Oriixon is a mental disorder where one thinks they are living in a movie. They tend to become disorientated at the sight of world maps, and have trouble understanding basicgeography, because they are trapped so far into the world of a movie.
"have you seen lily lately?"
"she's inside frozen. She has oriixon, she thinks Italy is in England."
"Poor soul"
An excellent person who is extremely oily at times but always comes through with the no eyebrows treatment. He plays too much rugby for his own good and is a CS newb LoL!