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Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale 

Simple Definition: A unique ritual or custom, which displays this quote spoken, usually along with one such person dancing in a reckless way, with a catchy beat.

Advanced Definition / History:

If you hear the mysterious words "According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale", it is usually followed by a catchy beat and a passionate dance, where you practically let go of all your dignity and just throw yourself around; It happens to look quite silly to some. despite the description, many young and old people alike gather to watch these dances with the words projected, on a unique realm, known to modern humans as "TikTok". This unique custom or ritual remains unknown to most people... but the origin of these legendary words actually come from some bizzare dragon dressed up as an old man....
For reference, we shall use the names Billy and Bob.

Billy: According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale!

Bob begins dancing, while a beat plays in the background. He looks very foolish, but seems to be vibing.
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Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale 

Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale

/o ɹˈe͡ɪtɹɪs mˌe͡ɪkɐnˈi k dˈænɐlˌa͡ɪz kˈɑ ͡ɹdɪnˌe͡ɪl/

(Noun)

A Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale is a mechanical tool formerly used in the Fontaine judicial system. It was used to tell the result of a trial which includes the winning side, the sentence, and the duration of a sentence, the machine was also used to directly enact the death penalty using a guillotine like method. The last known use of the Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale was in 4.3 where it was used in the trial of Fontaine's archon which is assumed to be the time it was used in the Fontaine court, this event also ushered a catastrophic event also known as the prophecy which inexplicably but very fortunately had no casualties.
Examples:
VOS (Verb, Object, Subject)
"we will now turn to the judgment of the Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale"
OSV (Object, Subject, Verb
"To the judgement of the Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale, we will now turn"
SOV
"The Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale's judgement, we will now turn to"

Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique 

It is a self made word by an 8th grader. "Oratrice mechanique d'analyse cardinale de la voiture d'or electrique" (French) noun: A whimsical term used to describe luxurious and high-performance supercars, often adorned in gold exteriors, that are utilized as police cars in certain locations, such as Dubai. These vehicles represent a symbol of extravagance and showcase the fusion of law enforcement and opulence in a unique and eye-catching manner.
David: Listen Dude, What is your favorite car?
*A bunch of elite supercars owned by the dubai police go by and catch a criminal*
Richard: Every single one of those gorgeous Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique.
David: My notable mentions include the Mclaren Speedtail and the Lykan Hypersport.
Richard: Mine is the latest addition of the Ferrari Pininfarina Sergio
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