Opneet

The most hilarious, most talented, creative, amazingly beautiful brown furry you will ever meet! If you find a wild Opneet make sure you stick around, for they are rare creatures, like a unicorn. Opneet's never have an AC, but have a ravishing addiction to Cup-O-Noodles. Although they are a creature that is easily spooked, if you befriend one they will be loyal to the end. Even better, if you gain their respect you know you have made it in life. Opneet's hype fixate, and you must remember to entertain their different interests during these different periods of time. They will make racist jokes without knowing, such as giving the colour yellow to an Asian friend. After this occurrence, they will deny being racist, but you can still call them one and no one will be able to deny this. Opneet's will make fun of you 'till the day you die, sometimes bringing up very old jokes, but they will never get old because it's Opneet, and Opneet's are too funny to hate. NEVER LET ONE GO!!!!!

Person 1: "Wow! Did you see Opneet's drawing?"

Person 2: "I know right! It was amazing!"

Opneet by It's_Friday_Happy_Friday_:D June 24, 2021

omneet

scared

It's not that scary. Don't be an omneet.

omneet by person340432 March 23, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008