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The most hilarious, most talented, creative, amazingly beautiful brown furry you will ever meet! If you find a wild Opneet make sure you stick around, for they are rare creatures, like a unicorn. Opneet's never have an AC, but have a ravishing addiction to Cup-O-Noodles. Although they are a creature that is easily spooked, if you befriend one they will be loyal to the end. Even better, if you gain their respect you know you have made it in life. Opneet's hype fixate, and you must remember to entertain their different interests during these different periods of time. They will make racist jokes without knowing, such as giving the colour yellow to an Asian friend. After this occurrence, they will deny being racist, but you can still call them one and no one will be able to deny this. Opneet's will make fun of you 'till the day you die, sometimes bringing up very old jokes, but they will never get old because it's Opneet, and Opneet's are too funny to hate. NEVER LET ONE GO!!!!!
Person 1: "Wow! Did you see Opneet's drawing?"

Person 2: "I know right! It was amazing!"
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It's not that scary. Don't be an omneet.
omneet by person340432 March 23, 2009
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