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The sound of 90s dance clubs.
Oonse oonse oonse oonse oonse oonse oonse...
Oonse by Night_Electric July 22, 2012
An Onseener is a person that reads your text but doesn't reply back, they leave you On seen and its frustrating to other people.
Wow Jessica, You freakin "Onseener" reply back! Don't leave me On seen!
Onseener by Crusty12 September 21, 2016
the noise produced when imitating a sexual act when paired energetic pelvic thrusts.
Mim- are you going off to get some sex??
Kirsten-.....oonse oonse oonse oonse ;)

Mim- I could hear you 'oonsing' all night last night!
Oonse by Kdub.M.rose May 20, 2011

oopseedoopseepoopsee 

A corny way of saying oops, maybe to a little kid.
Aaaah man, oopseedoopseepoopsee - did I do that!?!
oopseedoopseepoopsee by Adel7 January 16, 2008

Oonsterbuddy

A good friend you talk to when you’re stoned. Of course I came up with this while stoned out of my mind!
Oonsterbuddy, am I high or what?
Oonsterbuddy by Mickey O'Brien November 25, 2021

öönsen Himūn 

When a person re-tells a story but takes longer to explain than the original situation to to transpire.

Wasted time due to over explanation or due to the story taking place too briefly to explain in similar timeframe.
*Bob throws a paper at steve*
Phil says "hey, bob pulled back his right arm back and threw a paper at steve."

Bob: "shut up you öönsen Himūn"
*explanation took longer than the story causing everyone's time to be wasted doubly craleating an öönsen Heimūn.*
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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