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Oofman empire 

An ancient empire active in year 2020. At it's peak ages it can create 69420 on9s to the world. The one and only king is Felix mango and his beloved son, prince 7anniversary
Hey! Have you ever heard of the mysterious ancient kingdom?
Is it the oofman empire?
Oofman empire by an_asian_guy October 20, 2020
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Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property
"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."
Offman by mrmillford May 20, 2010
Nice mustache, oofran.
oofran by Dee Eff May 12, 2004
Ootman is a african god of memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle, square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this
Johnny: lets praise ootman
Max: ok
ootman by Woke memologist January 15, 2019
Rasta word meaning literally 'Woman'
Ooman naa like bait. (Women don’t like punks.)
Ooman by Miguel April 13, 2004
It's a common strand of the disease Ligma. Although the Ligma epidemic has passed, Oofma has begun to be on the rise. Roblox players are regularly being admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma, people who say "oof" are also prone to get it as well. Oofma is really contagious.
Joe: Hey John, how's it going?
John: Not great, I was admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma.
Joe: Oh crap, get away from me! You know how contagious it is!
John: Oh man, I'm sorry!
Joe: Oof! Oh great you got me sick.
Oofma by Scoobingtonmcghee October 22, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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