Oofman

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a truly kind, benevolent and intelligent man who also has a nice penis

“Oooof, he’s truly an oofman if I’ve ever seen one.”

“My man is an oofman, he satisfies my mind, heart and vagina.”

Oofman by The oofman May 15, 2022

Words you can keep

Oofman empire

An ancient empire active in year 2020. At it's peak ages it can create 69420 on9s to the world. The one and only king is Felix mango and his beloved son, prince 7anniversary

Hey! Have you ever heard of the mysterious ancient kingdom?
Is it the oofman empire?

Oofman empire by an_asian_guy October 20, 2020

Related Words

Oofman • Oofman empire • oofmanvandal • Ooman • Offman • oofgang flexer • Oofianic • Oofma • oofmaster • oofran

Offman

Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property

"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."

Offman by mrmillford May 20, 2010

oofran

A white kid who looks mexican.

Nice mustache, oofran.

oofran by Dee Eff May 12, 2004

ootman

Ootman is a african god of memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle, square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this

Johnny: lets praise ootman
Max: ok

ootman by Woke memologist January 15, 2019

Ooman

Rasta word meaning literally 'Woman'

Ooman naa like bait. (Women don’t like punks.)

Ooman by Miguel April 13, 2004

Oofma

It's a common strand of the disease Ligma. Although the Ligma epidemic has passed, Oofma has begun to be on the rise. Roblox players are regularly being admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma, people who say "oof" are also prone to get it as well. Oofma is really contagious.

Joe: Hey John, how's it going?
John: Not great, I was admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma.
Joe: Oh crap, get away from me! You know how contagious it is!
John: Oh man, I'm sorry!
Joe: Oof! Oh great you got me sick.

Oofma by Scoobingtonmcghee October 22, 2018

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026