An ancient empire active in year 2020. At it's peak ages it can create 69420 on9s to the world. The one and only king is Felixmango and his beloved son, prince 7anniversary
Hey! Have you ever heard of the mysterious ancient kingdom?
Is it the oofman empire?
Ootman is a african god of memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle, square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this
It's a common strand of the disease Ligma. Although the Ligma epidemic has passed, Oofma has begun to be on the rise. Roblox players are regularly being admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma, people who say "oof" are also prone to get it as well. Oofma is really contagious.
Joe: Hey John, how's it going?
John: Not great, I was admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma.
Joe: Oh crap, get away from me! You know how contagious it is!
John: Oh man, I'm sorry!
Joe: Oof! Oh great you got me sick.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.