Oofman

a truly kind, benevolent and intelligent man who also has a nice penis

“Oooof, he’s truly an oofman if I’ve ever seen one.”

“My man is an oofman, he satisfies my mind, heart and vagina.”

by The oofman May 15, 2022

Oofman empire

An ancient empire active in year 2020. At it's peak ages it can create 69420 on9s to the world. The one and only king is Felix mango and his beloved son, prince 7anniversary

Hey! Have you ever heard of the mysterious ancient kingdom?
Is it the oofman empire?

by an_asian_guy October 20, 2020

Offman

Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property

"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."

by mrmillford May 20, 2010

oofran

A white kid who looks mexican.

Nice mustache, oofran.

by Dee Eff May 12, 2004

ootman

Ootman is a african god of memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle, square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this

Johnny: lets praise ootman
Max: ok

by Woke memologist January 15, 2019

Ooman

Rasta word meaning literally 'Woman'

Ooman naa like bait. (Women don’t like punks.)

by Miguel April 13, 2004

Oofma

It's a common strand of the disease Ligma. Although the Ligma epidemic has passed, Oofma has begun to be on the rise. Roblox players are regularly being admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma, people who say "oof" are also prone to get it as well. Oofma is really contagious.

Joe: Hey John, how's it going?
John: Not great, I was admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma.
Joe: Oh crap, get away from me! You know how contagious it is!
John: Oh man, I'm sorry!
Joe: Oof! Oh great you got me sick.

by Scoobingtonmcghee October 22, 2018