Scenario #1: You are at
College and see this hot girl (or even a hot
teacher) walking through the court yard and you say out loud, but so she doesn't hear it, "Oofa!" An "Oofa!" would be at a higher pitch if she bent down to tie her shoes and cleavage was visible.
The scenario above may be switched for the female'
s perspective.
Scenario #2: You are at the movies in line for a cold soda and the idiot in front of you has decided to take up as much time as he likes to order
food. You see he has a frequent movie watcher card in his hand, so you know he comes to the movies a lot. So why cant this
guy make up his mind!!?? Your response: "OOFA!