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A secret portion of the Deep Web that is only accessible in a collective set of dreams and nightmares and can only be viewed in real-life via dream recording technology that hasn't been invented yet. Said to be the deepest, most unstable part of the Darknet.
Last night I dreamt about browsing the Oneironet and noticed that a bunch of bat-shit insane pop-ups took over the broken computer monitor. I tried to exit out of one of them and my computer malfunctioned and made it impossible to shut it down.
Oneironet by Mr. Zaludah July 24, 2024
Words you can keep

Oneironaut 

A person who explores dream worlds, usually associated with lucid dreaming.
Person 1: I want to be a oneironaut when I grow up.
Person 2: Whats that?
Person 1: One that explores dream worlds!
Oneironaut by 9marius May 13, 2013

oneirogenic 

oneirogenic: Any substance that causes a lucid dream, vivid dream in noticeable color and resonance, used for the sole purpose of "finding ones self" albeit a vison quest, a soul journey or to understand the meaning of dreams with the help of said substance that can enhance the recall, and vividness of ones dreams. oneiro meaning dreams and -genic suffix meaning producing from or generating.
Comparison: Hallucinogenic meaning any substance causing hallucinations and oneirogenic meaning causing dreams.

Valerian root and Calea are considered oneirogenic
oneirogenic by Bradleyhottie September 4, 2006

oneirogenic 

oneirogenic adj (from Greek oneiros, "dream" + genic; cf. photogenic, telegenic) Ð having a propensity to appear in somebody's dreams.

Some people are photogenic while others are oneirogenic. These characteristics rarely coincide. A person who is plain and unnoticeable in real life may haunt our dreams and imagination.

Have you noticed that cats are more oneirogenic than dogs?

To surprise your friends at a party, ask them: "Do you find me "oneirogenic"? If the answer is "yesÓ, ask them to recall your adventures in their dreams.
oneirogenic by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

oneirocotidiphobia

The fear that one's dreams will resemble reality too closely. Often accompanied by the fear that it will be difficult to realize that one is dreaming, and that it will be difficult to wake up.
Patient: I dreamt that I was myself, just sitting on my bed at home.
Doctor: That seems like a normal dream.
Patient: It was terrifying! I couldn't wake up!
Doctor: You might have oneirocotidiphobia. I will prescribe Surrealist Art Therapy.

oneirocotidiphobic 

Someone with oneirocotidiphobia:
The fear that one's dream will resemble reality too closely. Often accompanied by the fear that it will be difficult to realize that one is dreaming, and that it will be difficult to wake up.
Patient: I dreamt that I was myself, just sitting on my bed at home.
Doctor: That seems like a normal dream.
Patient: It was terrifying! I couldn't wake up!
Doctor: Looks like you might be oneirocotidiphobic. I prescribe Surrealist Art Therapy.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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