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A secret portion of the Deep Web that is only accessible in a collective set of dreams and nightmares and can only be viewed in real-life via dream recording technology that hasn't been invented yet. Said to be the deepest, most unstable part of the Darknet.
Last night I dreamt about browsing the Oneironet and noticed that a bunch of bat-shit insane pop-ups took over the broken computer monitor. I tried to exit out of one of them and my computer malfunctioned and made it impossible to shut it down.
Oneironet by Mr. Zaludah July 24, 2024
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Oneironaut 

A person who explores dream worlds, usually associated with lucid dreaming.
Person 1: I want to be a oneironaut when I grow up.
Person 2: Whats that?
Person 1: One that explores dream worlds!
Oneironaut by 9marius May 13, 2013

oneirogenic 

oneirogenic: Any substance that causes a lucid dream, vivid dream in noticeable color and resonance, used for the sole purpose of "finding ones self" albeit a vison quest, a soul journey or to understand the meaning of dreams with the help of said substance that can enhance the recall, and vividness of ones dreams. oneiro meaning dreams and -genic suffix meaning producing from or generating.
Comparison: Hallucinogenic meaning any substance causing hallucinations and oneirogenic meaning causing dreams.

Valerian root and Calea are considered oneirogenic
oneirogenic by Bradleyhottie September 4, 2006

oneirogenic 

oneirogenic adj (from Greek oneiros, "dream" + genic; cf. photogenic, telegenic) Ð having a propensity to appear in somebody's dreams.

Some people are photogenic while others are oneirogenic. These characteristics rarely coincide. A person who is plain and unnoticeable in real life may haunt our dreams and imagination.

Have you noticed that cats are more oneirogenic than dogs?

To surprise your friends at a party, ask them: "Do you find me "oneirogenic"? If the answer is "yesÓ, ask them to recall your adventures in their dreams.
oneirogenic by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

oneirocotidiphobia

The fear that one's dreams will resemble reality too closely. Often accompanied by the fear that it will be difficult to realize that one is dreaming, and that it will be difficult to wake up.
Patient: I dreamt that I was myself, just sitting on my bed at home.
Doctor: That seems like a normal dream.
Patient: It was terrifying! I couldn't wake up!
Doctor: You might have oneirocotidiphobia. I will prescribe Surrealist Art Therapy.

oneirocotidiphobic 

Someone with oneirocotidiphobia:
The fear that one's dream will resemble reality too closely. Often accompanied by the fear that it will be difficult to realize that one is dreaming, and that it will be difficult to wake up.
Patient: I dreamt that I was myself, just sitting on my bed at home.
Doctor: That seems like a normal dream.
Patient: It was terrifying! I couldn't wake up!
Doctor: Looks like you might be oneirocotidiphobic. I prescribe Surrealist Art Therapy.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026