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A being constantly in a state of inebriation, also containing a penis resembling that of a tuna can: Hates his wife.
Hey Onebox, how's your wife
Onebox: Fuck that bitch
Onebox by D2B. April 2, 2009
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onetoxicfox 

onetoxicfox a floofy person that is a constant denial states when it comes on how cute he is, has a giant gallery of fox images and makes small screams in MC.
all discord:onetoxicfox pfp is cute
onetoxicfox:REEEEEE
onetoxicfox by Fenveros September 4, 2020

Oneboredjeu

Oneboredjeu (one-bored-jew) is a prominent YouTube mashup artist who set the blueprint for others to follow. She is most knowing for her genre-clashing and the ability to make a meme out of everything.
Whenever I’m sad, I turn on some oneboredjeu to help me feel better.”
Oneboredjeu by LoganMashups April 24, 2021
A business that does precise calculations based on credible data provided by experts in the field of travel!
OneBoard is an app which you can really trust and book your trips confidently. Would definitely recommend them to friends and family as they have served us well. OneBoard For All!
OneBoard by OneBoard December 1, 2021
When someone gets one hitted, usually on an online game, but sometimes used in real life, they tend to be noobs.
"Did you see that n00b, he got onebombed by that other prat"
onebombed by Hopix January 18, 2007
similar to SOMEBODY, but only talking about a single person. onebody only refers to one person.
onebody told me something about you
onebody by odishoo October 30, 2012
OneXox is an adopted child of Celcom.
If u're customer of OneXox. Then, u're actually customer of Celcom.
onexox by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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