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One-Pager 

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.
Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐
One-Pager by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024
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One Pager 

A one-pager is essentially a written pitch for your company. It is a simple and short document that gives a high-level overview of a product, service, or a business. It is a modern version of a brochure.

Investors often see your one-pager; as the executive summary of your project. It is at-a-glance a fact sheet summarizing every important point about your business. One pager is used for promoting your business or what you’re offering, your vision and why you stand out from the competition . It is also a presentation used internally when discussing your venture with other partner and investors. When you want to itch your business, most people probably listen half or won’t listen to you at all. Presenting yourself with a bulk of the paper is not going to work in the 21st century. There are many online tools that help to build your startups . You should pick a platform that let’s you keep your one-pager up to date.
One Pager by rambknows November 22, 2017

One Pager 

A corporate term for a document of no more than one page but containing approx 30 pages of data but squashed in, with small type font, so that no one can read it or interpret it anyway!
Great deck but can you summarise it in a "one pager"!
One Pager by Kel_Rocks October 9, 2009

One Pager 

A gay thing sixth grade language arts teachers assign you.
"Did you hear? In Ms. Smith's class we gotta do a one pager."
"Dude that's totally gay.
One Pager by Absolute Madlad June 7, 2019

One page relationship 

A relationship that is so short you can see the beginning and end of it on one page of newsfeed on his/her Facebook
Boy 1: Man, they obviously weren't a very good couple, they were only together for like 2 days.
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship

busier than a one armed paper hanger 

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
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scruples; to have manners;

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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