Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.
Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”
by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024
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One-Pager

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.
Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐
by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024
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Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.
Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”
by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024
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