Oooooh! Oh! I
don'
t exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a
high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You'
re not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your
kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things
literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your
kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against
that guy wearing things... To save your
kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."
Hym "Do it or I'll murder a
kid."
Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that
tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"
Hym "Ha! I
don't see a problem with that so..."
Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"
Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"
Solipsist "
Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his
family in my basement!"
Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."
Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"
Hym "You
don't. Your kids
don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers
butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"
Solipsist "My daughter is not a
poop!"
Hym "She's a
poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."
Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"
Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
