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One Job! 

1) When you are like... asked to like... do it... then you @*#$%! it up.
2) When you have like... one job... duh.
1) You had one job Mike! One Job!
2) I kinda think you should know how this is used in a sentence
One Job! by Eddy Wally January 4, 2016
Words you can keep
A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.
Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!
One job by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

you had one job 

Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.
To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"
you had one job by Wwerker October 13, 2014

you had one job 

What bad guys say to their henchman when they either fail their task or get distracted.
Chicken Run lady: You had one job, Mr. Tweedy!
you had one job by frabrizio July 18, 2018

You Had One Job 

A meme that is meant to draw attention to blunders made on the job.
Guy 1: Are those Doritos in the Fritos isle?
Guy 2: You had one job, store manager!
You Had One Job by egs1505 May 7, 2018

The one-walled paint job 

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.
"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

one handed parking job 

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P
"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"
one handed parking job by Maria deann December 27, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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