On the lotion

On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.

Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!

by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010

Lotioning

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

by Trinzico March 13, 2021

Lotion

To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.

John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her

by FAMZINHO July 4, 2016

Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

lotion

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

by hot sauce March 11, 2004

Lotionate

The act of putting on lotion

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.

by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006

Lotion

What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK

Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION

by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004