Mary on mary 

This is an act performed by two lesbians interlocked like scissors, starting with a slow rubbing till each beef burger is swollen and moist building into a frantic pace.

How do lesbians have sex without fingers? Mary on mary of course!
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......

Mary on mary by urban cowboy smith April 28, 2011

Mary on the half shell 

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

Mary on the half shell by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

mary on a cross

a song with the meaning of giving head to jesus

"hey have u listened to mary on a cross?"
"no i havent, what is it about?"
"heheheheheheh"

mary on a cross by A. Random. Bitch August 26, 2022

gift shop on the Queen Mary 

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.

John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.

gift shop on the Queen Mary by MakeItDrizzle July 6, 2009

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick! by Janbaby May 13, 2010