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Swearing on the lives of all of your closest friends.
"Dude you fucked that fat bitch?"
"No way man, On dogs I didnt"
On Dogs by DBKALLDAY March 23, 2010
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Crip slang for "swear to god"
Keep popin lip and on dogs ima snuff you nigga
on dogs by joe March 8, 2003
An agreement for which you cannot lie. If you lie you get punched into the face for each lie.
john:did you steal my money?
tim: naw man i didn't
john: say on dogs
tim:naw man
john:(punch tim in the face for lying on dogs)
On Dogs by Toney Starks January 2, 2008

I Bet on losing dogs

betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival
Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️

i bet on losing dogs

friend: "hey have u heard of the song "i bet on losing dogs by mitski"?
me: oh so ur depressed too

on dead dogs 

swear on your dead homeys, shortened to "on dogs" which is has more recently become simply "dogs" depending on your level of hoodness, can also be said when your really serious about something "on deadest dogs". some ppl prefer on g's
on dead dogs I aint do that to that girl

on deadest dogs i didn't take you money

dogs i aint say that to him
on dead dogs by rahema November 3, 2007

dogs on acid 

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dogs on acid by piffy June 12, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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