A word you say to your male friends when they are in an innebriated state and are going to hook up with someone they will undoubtedly regret in the morning.
As your friend joe is hitting on the uglyslutty girl in the room you yell OMINOMER!!!! and every guy in the room laughs
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"