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OmniPresent 

- How can you describe yourself?
- I`m omnipresent
OmniPresent by sefunight September 16, 2022

Omnipresent 

watching 2 of your friends that are trying to steal your crayola air dry clay at school in block 3
i am omnipresent
Omnipresent by gravedigger10001 April 24, 2023

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.
Omnipresent Absence by Peeley November 24, 2016

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.
Omnipresent Absence by Peeley November 24, 2016

Omnipresent Mother 

A mom that is present within every fabric of space in the world.
You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.
Omnipresent Mother by CLOUD BU February 27, 2022

Nomnipresent 

Adjective used to describe someone who exists wherever food is.
A: I swear I've seen that guy in every McDonald's I've been in.
B: He must be nomnipresent.
Nomnipresent by plexicon March 16, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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