Omfgness 

An expression of pure shock. Derived from OMFG (oh my fucking god).

Pronounced how it's spelt, not like an acronym.

Your house is on fire.
Omfgness!

Omfgness by Brap. November 10, 2007

OMGness 

1.) The long form of the acronym OMG, or "Oh My God," represented as the quality of invoking, exuding, harboring, sustained astonishment, possibly in the pejorative or insipid sense.

2.) Can relate alternatively to the phrase "Oh My Goodness" if used by rubes, codgers or sea hags.

*Represented as OMGness or OMG-ness, but NEVER omgness - A Mogolion colloquialism involving a man inviting another man to drive his hoard of proverbial horse archers into the youngest of his virginal daughters, customarily.

**Quality of OMGness is possibly penultimate to yet-defined: OMFGness, a theoretically ludicrous quantum-physical tear of all nine dimensions across the entire breadth of this and all parallel universes sparked by an unbearably hypercataclysmic event, such as the development of a human female fist-biter body into Denise Milani x 1 order of magnitude.

1.) Denise Milani's incredibly improbable bodily proportions, easily surpassing previous OMFG levels of lust-filled shock reserved for the likes of Jessica Rabbit, have manifested an "OMGness" phenomenon within men everywhere driven to, should they view pictures of her impossible to hide or ignore dem-titties-to-waist-to-hip-to-dat-ass ratio, drop whatever they are doing to jack-off uncontrollably, imprisoned with furious contempt by a body that should be classified as an international crime and affront to God.

2.) Lindsay Lohan's relentless exploits and tiresome "OMGness" have gradually rendered her boringly unfappable to a point where she absolutely must release a series of candid MFF sex tape ordeals that incorporate side characters like Denise Milani and Jennifer Lawrence.

OMGness by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008