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Omar's fat 

A Mexican boy with a lot of weight on him and cant wait for lunch time in 36 minutes
James: Hey look Omar's fat
Omar: bruh chill
Omar's fat by Jabrkjfg January 17, 2017

Omar’s theory of relativity

When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever
Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity

Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?

Omar’s Law

Omar’s Law states:
Everything is wrong. I am correct”
...what an ass.
Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”
Omar’s Law by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019

Omar’s Lexi

A 07’ Lexus that wasn’t with us for a long time but for a good time.

Omar’s Lexi wasn’t just a Lexi, behind that badge was a beast of a 3.3L v6 engine.

R.I.P
Omar’s Lexi did the sickest front wheel burnouts in front of subway back in 2022
Omar’s Lexi by Ross_giver June 19, 2022

Omar salama vlog's 

A man that do video for money and he is very bad at it !
He can also breath underwater

He is a legend !
He hacked is own account and said that our god MELLEEK had done it !
what a shitty man !
This guys is so hatefull we could name him Omar salama vlog's
Omar salama vlog's by Jesuisunfoutre September 15, 2019

The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman 

During the Egyptian revolution of 25th January, places like Tahrir Square, Suez and KFC, and names like Wael Ghonim, Omar Suleiman and Hosni Mubarak have grabbed the attention of the world. But just hours after the Egyptian people toppled their regime, the focus had switched to a single person - the ‘guy behind Omar Suleiman'

Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.

All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.
A guy sees Omar Suleiman walking in the street.

Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.