Adham’s Law states:
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”
Omar’s Law states:
“Everything is wrong. I am correct”
...what an ass.
Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”
Hussam’s Law indicates a scenario where you disagree with the person in a conversation, only to contradict yourself and prove the person right, thus being a “Hussam” and showing how stupid you are, proving Hussam’s Law to be correct.
Feldix: “Bro, did you do the homework”
Hussam: “No! I did the homework.”
Feldix: “Excellent! This must be Hussam’s Law!”
