Oliver Wood

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gryffindor's quidditch captain who also happens to be hot as fuck but no one says anything about that

girl with eyes:"have you seen Oliver Wood?"

blind girl:"yeah girl he's ugly"
girl with eyes:"are you fucking serious? hes fine as fuck get the fuck out bitch"

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Oliver Wood

The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.

My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.

Oliver Wood by PercyIsHeadBoy February 20, 2021

Oliver Wood

The Gryffindor quidditch teams' keeper and captain in the Harry Potter series. Of Irish origins, known for being specifically dedicated to quidditch and only quidditch.

His obsession with baseball is on the borderline of being the same as Oliver Wood's quidditch obsession.

Oliver Wood by ActualRat17 September 22, 2016

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Oliver Wood

The Batman of Tamworth

"Oliver Wood is him."

Oliver Wood by Definitely not DJ Khaleda August 2, 2023

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Oliver Woodfine

Smart person

Bro 1: DUDE OLIVER GOT 100% ON THE LAST EXAM
Bro 2: Duh he's Oliver Woodfine !

Oliver Woodfine by elpotato717 May 16, 2023

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oliverwoodsexual

When you are in love with Oliver wood (from Harry Potter)

Hermoine: I’m in love with Oliver wood
Ron: :( that’s called Oliverwoodsexual

oliverwoodsexual by Oliverrrrwoodddd December 29, 2020

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oliverwoodsexual

People in love with Oliver wood are called Oliverwoodsexual

I like Oliver wood, so I’m Oliverwoodsexual

oliverwoodsexual by Oliver wood lover December 29, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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