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old cunt 

A Victorian description for a worn out East End slapper. Normally charged less than a half-penny for their services.
"I only get a penny a time for my old cunnie"
old cunt by Gaz May 13, 2005
Words you can keep

Old Cunt 

What you call you grandma
This old cunt is good for noting anymore

Who would fuck this old cunt
Old Cunt by Gradmafucker January 2, 2024

fully ridden old cunt 

fully ridden old cunt is a term used for fat ugly whores, generally with huge sagging breasts and droopy rotting vaginas. A certain smell acompanies the vagina, somewhat like decomposing kippers.

often like miles ovid.
Boy i would love to rag that fully ridden old cunt!

Geewizz!

Rusty Old Cunt Slut 

(Noun) A nasty, old bitch who sluts her saggy cunt about, usually in the direction of defenceless young men.

Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)
Man 1: "Hey dude wtf is that thing over there?"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"

ropey old cunt 

A leathery and rough old cunt.You might say a bit ropey.dopey old twat
DVD Chinaman:"you want animal?you want animal lovers 16?"
Grandad:"no thanks, the bird shagging the horse looks like she's got a bit of a ropey old cunt"
ropey old cunt by Grandad October 1, 2007

alright you old cunt 

Alright you old cunt, how’s it going
alright you old cunt by speed7 September 9, 2020

old shit cunt 

the old people we work with
Tony is a old shit cunt
old shit cunt by young-shit_cunt October 5, 2010
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