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Old Whitey

Any large white dog that drools to a disgusting degree; also a large white dog that generally gets itself horribly dirty as quick as you can clean them. Can apply to a dog of any age. Can also describe anything that is as gross as the dogs get. Originates from the Great Pyrenees dogs which while they are beautiful tend to get very disgusting and then want to get petted or jump on the couch.
Don't let the old whitey in he will wreck the house! Did you see how gross that guy was, he was an old whitey!
by thehootmen July 24, 2008
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14 year old white girl

(NOT ALL 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRLS ARE TOXIC!)
Usually referring a person who constantly cancels others for stupid reasons.
Man, these 14 year old white girls need to stop cancelling others for no good reason.
by harristsangyt/yasmin April 18, 2021
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Old White Guy

The fourth, and final, stage of a white guy's life which, if arrived at in an average fashion, provides for a comfortable resting period before becoming a dead white guy.
Yeah, that mother fucker there got it pretty good.

Yup, he's an old white guy.
by LastTryPseudonym April 21, 2019
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Old White Man

A politician or other wealthy person with influence. Called such because the vast majority of politicians and powerful people in the USA are old, white men.
In what some political observers are calling his most ironic speech of the 2008 campaign, GOP presidential nominee John McCain today lashed out at Washington, the Republican Party that he called an "old white man with white hair."
by chigu November 1, 2008
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38 year old white man

Usually referring a person on Reddit who thinks they're better than everyone else.
Twitter is filled with 14 year old white girls, meanwhile Reddit is filled with 38 year old white man (men).
by harristsangyt/yasmin May 1, 2021
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old white people

unseasoned people that eat casserole for breakfast lunch and dinner and knit shit like ats for their cats
hey look there's jerry the old white person with his old white people
by poopoopeepeedonthetree April 14, 2020
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Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
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