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Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.
Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025
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Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.
While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold
by Baby Harold October 11, 2025
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