Old dude 

The guy we were talkin about before.

Yeah, that’s how they do. You know, like old dude. Yeah, Mike, from before.

Old dude by Sparrowwing May 15, 2018

Old Dude 

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.

Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.

Old Dude by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022

Creepy old dude 

Young person's term for anyone over 40 attempting to have sex, especially if the young person is jealous of their apparent success.

"Check out that creepy old dude at the bar with the hot Latina chick! WTF? He must be loaded!"

Creepy old dude by HCUser October 28, 2006

40-year-old-dude-at-the-club 

arising at club or similar scene

situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid

He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug

when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her

this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair

this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous

invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate

the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u

feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape

run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's

him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?

you: no hablar Inglis.

girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!

(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)

40-year-old-dude-at-the-club by D.Praved February 4, 2010

Some Creepy Old Dude 

Legend.

Look Some Creepy Old Dude up on Facebook.
It's an awesome page... and sexy.

Look it up all all will make sense.

Loser: you like Waycest yah?
Some Creepy Old Dude: of course, I'm its pimp.

Some Creepy Old Dude by thfhidsji 7 January 10, 2012

Crusty old dude 

A “crusty” old dude is basically a man or even a woman- of whom has been apart of a subculture for many decades (sometimes only a short time too but considers themselves veterans of the subculture). The term comes from California surf/rock climbing culture in the 90’s.

A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.

Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.

Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.

They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.

Dude; Hey! What happened to Darren?? Man he used to be a strong climber in his 30’s.

Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.

Crusty old dude by JSBC March 22, 2021

old chinese dude 

a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.

Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.

I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.

old chinese dude by one who knows too little December 17, 2004