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old
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You begin to be old when people who
deliver
pizzas are
systematically
younger
than you.
(See young)
Anyway
im even too old to
command
pizzas
by now.
old
by
Flaz
July 16, 2008
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plowed
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Drunk as hell
I
got
plowed
last night
at
a party
.
plowed
by
Flaz
May 5, 2003
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ooddles
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Bunches
I have ooddles of
marijuana
!
ooddles
by
Flaz
May 5, 2003
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