Making a nude women do a tripod and then, pushing the penis straight down, moving your penis in and out of her vagina while also rotating around and stepping over her upturned legs.
The man can also be wearing roller skates if done on a hardwood floor.
When a fine lookin' latina woman takes the gas pump and proceeds to pump her vag with diesel fuel until climax. This can, but does not require the use of a credit card.
We were driving down a texan back road when we saw a fine lookin' latina gettin' off to the Texan Oil Driller
Before having sex first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. Next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her ass. Eventually she will have to take a shit, you keep on going until the last minute. When you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the shit (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the ass looking like when a someone strikes oil.
Pablo: Damn, Karen's a nasty girl. Last night we were doing the Missouri Oil Driller when I pulled out, she aimed at me and I got drenched.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*