The single most CUTEST way of expressing the feeling of shock know as "ohmygod". it makes it different cause its said with a Jersey accent stressed on the "W" letter.
To express suprise. It is the combination of "Oh", "My" and "God" to form an incoherant word. Usually used online since saying it outloud does not hold the same meaning, because people cant tell you meshed the words together.
Spackerdave: Dude, i just f*cked your mom.
ReZ: ohmygawd
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.