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a noun to describe a brod you'd like to say "oh hai " to; a hot babe

An average looking babe is an "oh half hai"
An unfortunate looking babe is a "oh not so hai"

The hotter the dame, the longer the Haaaaaaaai
-Have you seen the Smith Sisters?
-No are they "oh hai?"

-Morgan is an 'Oh haaaaaiiii'
Jen is a 'oh half hai'
but the youngest is a 'oh not so hai'

-Id bang the first 2 fo sho and prob the young one too, cause im gangsta.
Oh Hai by ohhaihai November 19, 2010
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OH HAI KID 

an internet meme origination in early 2011. Images began surfacing in early March.
The picture seems to be of a teenage boy of strong stature making a goofy face at the camera.
It is therefore logical to come to the conclusion that the meme is capitalizing on his physical appearance as well as the stereotype that men who work on physical appearances are oblivious to intellectual matters. It is unknown is this meme started as a personal attack or an image randomly found on the internet. However it has been rumored many submissions contain factual information on the real identity of OH HAI KID
OH HAI KID: OH HAI, NM JUST BENCHED 250

or

OR HAI KID: OH HAI, NM JUST SPIKING HAIR

or

OH HAI KID: OH HAI, SALAD IS FOR RABBITS
OH HAI KID by parkingpandas April 2, 2011
a greeting often used by so called "scene kids" or myspace users who've grown bored of normal greetings such as "hey" and "hello".
jennifer: hey molly! what's up?
molly: ohhai!
Ohhai by butterworth June 1, 2009
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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