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Offensive Joke 

An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.
Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!

John: Sure!

Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind

John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
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Offensive joke 

What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.
1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
Offensive joke by Eliorb July 1, 2020

Offensive Joke 

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.
Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark
Offensive Joke by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

Offensive Jokes 

Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:

1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!

3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
Offensive Jokes by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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