someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.
i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender
by fruitermelon September 3, 2008
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Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.
Example: Johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that Supreme gear
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
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the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.
Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.
by challbruh July 15, 2015
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he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
by A WHITE GUY February 19, 2014
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Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.
Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.
by RytHandedCobra December 13, 2020
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The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.
"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"
by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009
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verb

to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor
i'm going home to offend the family
by papa squat March 18, 2005
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