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Schrödinger's Text 

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.
Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"
Word of the Day on November 17, 2017
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Schrödinger's risky text 

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.
Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!

\( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \) 

“The Whopper” is it’s name and it is equal to “ \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \) “using the array of operator and BEAF.1 The term was coined by Cookie Fonster. The number is named after the hamburger sold by Burger King.
Guy: Hey what’s your favourite number?
Guy 2:Mines probably \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \).

This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. 

S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.

I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!
Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.

Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.

This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed 

It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy
Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*

*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck

Text Stinge 

A mobile phone miser. A person that texts you, but never texts back to your reply, no matter how entertaining your reply may be. They might also call you, but should you miss this call, do not expect a second call, you are dealing with a scrooge after all.
ArtsyFartsyGirl: "I take pictures of stuff and drink wheatgrass."

Mr.Sexy: "You are one strange bratlington! What are you up to later?"
No reply
Mr Sexy: "You are a major Text Stinge!"
Text Stinge by JayMcee June 16, 2010

Last Text Syndrome 

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.
Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)