Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.
Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.
A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.
Yo, I got so much dip spit on my shaft after that sloppy Dallas that it felt like lawn clippings.