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offencive

The decidedly unfavorable way that you consider someone's erecting a new batch of chain-link fabric across a road, pathway, property-border, or other previously-open/unrestricted area.
Daffy Duck found the invisible boundary-line that was created to protect grizzly bears during hunting-season to be highly offencive, and so he fumingly made assorted attempts to defeat said barrier.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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Offencive

As opposed "Offensive" which is the correct spelling, often spelled wrong by the same people who 'a' as "uh".
It's offencive to me that someone fucks up the spelling of "Offensive". It's not 'offencive'.
by CodenameMars June 20, 2022
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What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)

A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
by akararules July 6, 2010
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No offence bro...

The greatest insult ever written:

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

Peace.
Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included

Forum troll: No offence bro...
by trollprince December 17, 2011
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yes offence

The more common phrase, "no offence" is used when you don't want to offend them. But if you are purposely wanting to offend them you say, "yes offence."
Your kind of being cranky today, yes offence.
by Shayker26 March 13, 2011
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Offensive Jokes

Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:

1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!

3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.
GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender
by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017
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