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Mac'n Off 

God dammit Papin. Quit Mac'n off!
Mac'n Off by suitemates 123 May 16, 2012

hack'n off 

hack'in off is the act of playing hackysack. a term used by advent hackey sack player. pluss its funny cuz' it sounds dirty but its not.
hacker1: waddya' doing?
hacker2: hack'n off. wanna join me?
hacker1: K, lets get a few more people in the circle,though
bystandard:...ew *sees what hackers ment* ooooooohhhhhh
hack'n off by a kewl guy July 28, 2006

Tosh'n Off 

The act of masturbation while thinking about something lame.
They were Tosh'n Off while watching Comedy Central late night TV
Tosh'n Off by @Kobyoshi January 4, 2011

jack-n-it-off 

slang for jack in the boxes (in California). coined by some ballers one day after school.
MAN i'm soooo hungry!. I THINK IMA GO MOBB TO JACK-N-IT-OFF.
jack-n-it-off by chicken-face November 24, 2007

Jack n the Box me Off 

Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.

Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!
Jack n the Box me Off by JYW1 January 4, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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