Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway
My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter
by BigD__ February 4, 2023
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To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off
Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!
by L1ttle September 15, 2018
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A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.
Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
by DHirtyFYL November 3, 2023
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I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.
I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.
by Jessefro December 9, 2017
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