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Ocular rectitis 

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.
*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

ocular rectitis 

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.
Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....
ocular rectitis by Kaelli May 10, 2010

occular recticidus 

When your Eyes Lodge in your Asshole & it gives You a Shitty Outlook on Life
I Never See Her Smile, She Seems to have a Bad Case of Occular recticidus
occular recticidus by Starmon December 31, 2016
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026